The Samson Syndrome (and Football)
David Beckham with and without hair
In the Bible is the story of how Samson’s long flowing locks were cut off by Delilah, and he then lost all his strength.
Seeing David Beckham on TV news the other day talking about getting his 100th cap for playing on the England side, I couldn’t help but notice how absolutely awful he looked with his head shaved. All those beautiful golden locks, which once made him so attractive, have long since gone, but his latest, brutal shaved head look means he has lost nearly all his attraction as far as I’m concerned. I feel sorry for Victoria, but perhaps ‘Goldenballs’ has other hidden assets to compensate!
It’s not just David Beckham of course, loads of men follow this absolutely ridiculous fashion. In fact I can’t find a barber nowadays who knows anything other than how to shave your head, or give you a #1 or #2 (which meant a piss or a shit in my days!) Ask for a short back-and-sides or, Heaven Forbid, a ‘Tony Curtis’ and they just look at you blankly, then cut it all wrong.

